Hot Butthole Surfers

Ever fell in love with a line?

Ever felt a gun for the trigger?

Ever go so fast, you could die?

Ever had the feeling of pleasure? Ever felt your ass get filled up so full...

you needed help up from above?

I can't walk so I guess I'm gonna stay at home

They can have my legs just leave my head alone

And I heard that his brother was a viking
He liked to sOLVE a problem with a gun

If you want to know the facts you gotta teach 'em how to act
And I hate cough syrup don't you

I'd rather be a sailor than a fighter

I'd like to sail a ship into the sun

If you wanna know the truth you gotta dig up Johnny BooTH

And I hate cough syrup don't you

I know that your mother is a MARTYR
I heard she's got connections with the mob

If you wanna learn the flight you gotta drink up all the light

I'd rather be a matchstick than a lighter
I LIKE TO SEE THE WOOD CURL UP AND BURN

If you wanna touch the sky you must be prepared to die

And I hate cough syrup don't you
I hate cough syrup 
and I hate the FOOD in Europe.
And I hate cough syrup it's TRUE

I can't walk so I guess I'm gonna stay at home

They can have my legs just leave my head alone
And I can't talk so I guess I got nothin' to say
I'll keep my eyes 
_________just take these tears away