HaHA! I was going to call this post, SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS! hehehe
But I held back, maybe we can use it on the next ass candy item idk yet.
anyways...
I needed a title that would be catchy and introduce a new series of posts centered around the oddities and standard paraphenalia that has at one time or another, gone up our ass whether by our own hand or with the assistance of a buddy. I don't really know all the sorted "toys" men have thought to stick in their butt but we will discover them together as we go.
So here is our first installment. The banana... the ordinary garden variety, run of the mill, potassium giant everyone has access to daily -- the incredible, edible banana.
dang!
HOLY FUCKING SHIHT!
Talk about a relaxation. This guy musta slipped a ruffie in his asshole's drink cause his sphincter seems to be passed out. hehe
And after all that it still maintains its flavor and nutritious value. Such an amazing fruit.
And here's another butt willing to take one for the team hehe
ew that's a little messy
okay, a lot messy, that's kind of creepy in fact -- I may not be able to eat a banana for a couple weeks now
And this guy is taking it in the mouth too, stepping up the kink factor a notch
I got them boys on ROCK ROCK they be lining down the produce isle tryna snag a smile__as I file__all the while so delicious .....so delicious
Nanalicious so delicious make them boys go jelly they always claim they love it cum just 2 shove it so they rub it round a Lotta hard belly coz they orgasm be nutritious Nanalicious so delicious
get them boys all sweaty wet so they pre-ooze be all leakin til it blast out like a jetz I pledge a region in which I sit U can bet Shiht be grindin' down m'ass damn right! be pouncin'clear as glass
I could eat y'ooze banana but I'll have to pass My 'naner brings all the boys 2 the yard and they're like, "I can take yer fist" They be stuffed & mounted sealed wit a kiss so delicious I'm Nanalicious
Patrick Veselsky is the screen name of a Czech pornographic actor (porn star) who appeared in gay (and one bisexual) adult movies from 2004 to 2006. Patrick is in his early twenties (22 in the summer of 2007), has little-to-no body hair, a muscular body, a boyish face, and a 7-inch penis (18 cm). He retired from acting at the beginning of 2007.
