This is a medical alert!
If you used the chemical agent chlorferricbenziperoxide to beach your anus, you may be eligible for a large cash settlement.
Sold under the product brand names: Buttox®; Oxybutton™; and Cottontail®; these products have been linked to several life altering medical conditions.
Most common side effects include:
- Notable increase in toilet paper consumption
- Unexplained flatulence, i.e., the "Chinese firecracker" & "foghorn"
- Tourette syndrome-like outbursts during bowel movements
- An uncontrollable desire to dance
- Underpants deteriorization
- Depressed scrotum elongation or "sad sacking"
So if you or someone you know has experienced adverse reactions while using any of these products contact:
the Law Offices of
Duncan, Loader & Wadsworth
we can help you get the compensation you deserve
You shouldn't have to experience heartache while trying to remove fecal stains.
Call us today!
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