Suck It Up Gentlemen!

12% adults still suck their thumbs

Nearly half of all British adults admit to carrying on childhood comfort habits, with 24% still sleeping with a toy

Many grown ups are unable to give up comforting baby and toddler habits, a survey of 1,451 men and women aged 18 and over has revealed.
The survey, conducted by Babychild.org.uk, found that while 76% of the people asked admitted to once having a childhood habit, 41% said that they’ve been unable to stop as they’ve grown older.

An amazing 10% still have a blankie and 21% have to sleep with the light on. The survey also revealed that, of the grown ups who admitted to sleeping with a childhood toy, 79% had a stuffed animal, and 46% couldn’t sleep without their toy.

The Top five childhood habits adults still have are:

•    Sleeping with a childhood toy - 24%
•    Sleeping with a light on – 21%
•    Sucking a thumb/ finger – 12%
•    Owning a comforter/ blanket – 10%
•    Stroking skin/ soft items – 8%

So naturally I did some surveyin' of my own and here's what I got...

The Top five habits grown men have

•    Masturbating with toy - 16%
•    Sleeping with only socks on – 19%
•    Sucking a thumb/ finger – 22%
•    Sucking cock – 35%
•    Stroking skin flute – 94%

So suck it up gentlemen, I submit we're normal by my statistics

STUD!

Silk Nightie on a Leather Pig

Vintage Stalk ~ Jaime Bales

This is a new series where we will peer back into history at a time when Blueboy and Honcho were gods among magazines and an important connection to nudity for many young lads wanting to compare their genitalia growth spurts and/or pubic hair progression to others without the physicality of getting punched in the locker room. We'll call the suite Vintage Stalk cause it's catchy and I'm partial to catchy stuff.

 

Our first subject is centerfold Jamie Bales shot by veteran photographer Greg Weiner for the April, 1994 issue of Playgirl magazine. 

I'm pretty sure he's flossing...and not tryna get a zit

Jamie plays 12-string air guitar, loves long strolls in the country (naked), and watching himself in a full length mirror while he masturbates to GunsN'Roses' Paradise City.

 





I wanna swirl my tongue round on that dimple Mr. Bales has on his chin **swooon**

Kinda makes ya wonder where Jamie is now...

pEARL jAM __2x ten + one

Sorry about the algebra in the thread title, I know I promised early on there would be no math--I just couldn't contain myself. I just want y'all to learn new things, hehe.

If you're lost/ten is the name of Pearl Jam's award winning debut album, back in 1991. It's been twenty one years and they are still blazing every stage from Texas to Tokyo and Singapore back to Seattle [where it all began as a dream/nay an experiment in 1990]. They wanted to prove that a group of young men could make art and keep the corporate hands out of their till at the same time. 

The experiment was an amazing success but that's not to say there weren't any deaths and plenty of taxes and tolls to pay on that long twisted road they chose instead of just following Easy Street like everyone else.

Let's look at a couple brilliant classics by one of the original four horsemen of the grunge apocalypse phenomenon [the others being Nirvana, Alice In Chains and Soundgarden]. 

These bands were responsible for a buzz in music that arguably changed the coarse of the world (in whatever small but significant way). They may have fallen on black days, and sadly some died young but they all wreaked of teen spirit and though nothing will never be the same in rock and roll, after these many years, Pearl Jam is still very much alive...

 

Since its inception, Pearl Jam's line-up has included Eddie Vedder (lead vocals, guitar), Jeff Ament (bass guitar), Stone Gossard (rhythm guitar), and Mike McCready (lead guitar). The band's current drummer is Matt Cameron [also of Soundgarden] who has been with the band since 1998.

[to be continued]