Quirky Self Portraits by Ismael Alvarez

Ismael Alvarez is a Spanish artist best known for his erotic cartoons.

Chairmen of the Bored

When man crafted the very first chair some 43,000 years ago his intent hinged upon "a spot to relax" (& arguably drape one leg over the side). It didn't take long to realize this was a terrific idea & a great way to seduce one another. Thus leading to him to invent the "matching sofa" where they could lay beside each other and explore their sexual desires more comfortably. Within a couple thousand years man was inventing all sorts of things to have sex on like the kitchen table, bathroom vanity and the ever popular staircase (which led to the discovery of the "upstairs" where guys could fuck away from the prying eyes of the women folk and plus the kids wouldn't be watching so much either).
Chairs have come a long way since those earlier times, but one thing has remained basically unchanged. Guys still love to drape one leg over the side (or arm of the chair) so they can tug and pull at their junk better.

Brad is a "pointer-sitter" in bloom on a weathered pine lawn chair

Larry the Stable Guy leans back with a classic aluminum chair & can

Preston is teasing his sphincter on this delightful 1940's maple highboy

Merle enjoys a beer in this gorgeous Adirondack lounge chair

Don spots a zit on Jim's butt in this plush maroon velour rocker & ottoman

Indiana hangs-out in a 4oo yr old hand crafted Spanish alter piece

Baghead Update: Neiman Marcus & a 1930's French Art Deco perch

Clive is pissed off on this ordinary American kitchen chair (ca.1980)

Derek gloats at himself in this blue-green tweed rocker

Blair beats his meat in the heat on this worn wooden camping chair

Dillon stretches out on this hand carved walnut throne so Cory can blow him

Leonard puts his feet up on this leather recliner while his mom is gone

Leif tries numerous positions on this artist designed chair from the 1950's

Omar is attached to an oak dinning chair that also comes in cherry

Ezrin's nuts swell wonderfully on this Hilton-towel covered collapsible chair

Wren's dick points up as he lays back in this soft cobalt blue lounge

Vladimir is head over heels for this 1960's era two tone rocking chair

Russ plays good-cock bad-cock on an authentic white metal jail chair

Mitch admires his dick against the rich finish on this 21st cent shaker revival

At the Water Hole