Attention Anal Bleachers

 **ATTENTION CONSUMERS**
This is a medical alert!

    If you used the chemical agent chlorferricbenziperoxide to beach your anus, you may be eligible for a large cash settlement.


Sold under the product brand names: Buttox®; Oxybutton™; and Cottontail®; these products have been linked to several life altering medical conditions.
Most common side effects include:

•     Notable increase in toilet paper consumption
•     Unexplained flatulence, i.e., the "Chinese firecracker" & "foghorn"
•     Tourette syndrome-like outbursts during bowel movements
•     An uncontrollable desire to dance
•     Underpants deteriorization
•     Depressed scrotum elongation or "sad sacking"

So if you or someone you know has experienced adverse reactions while using any of these products contact:
the Law Offices of
Duncan, Loader & Wadsworth

we can help you get the compensation you deserve



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World Autofellatio Championship

World Autofellatio Championship

There are currently 4,724,321 articles in the English Wikipedia, and the article that ranks 3,110th most visited is "autofellatio." People have a natural curiosity about the act and it shows in the numbers here.

Richard Cheese - Chubby & Uncut

Richard Cheese is an American musician and comedian. Richard (also known as, "Dick") and his band Lounge Against the Machine specialize in playing croony-style lounge arrangements of recent popular rock, metal and hip hop songs, sung in a traditional swing vocal style reminiscent of Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, and Tony Bennett. By contrasting an elegant jazz treatment of the music with often profane and ribald lyrics the results create a humorous dissonance.

Suck It Up Gentlemen!

12% adults still suck their thumbs

Nearly half of all British adults admit to carrying on childhood comfort habits, with 24% still sleeping with a toy

Many grown ups are unable to give up comforting baby and toddler habits, a survey of 1,451 men and women aged 18 and over has revealed.
The survey, conducted by Babychild.org.uk, found that while 76% of the people asked admitted to once having a childhood habit, 41% said that they’ve been unable to stop as they’ve grown older.

An amazing 10% still have a blankie and 21% have to sleep with the light on. The survey also revealed that, of the grown ups who admitted to sleeping with a childhood toy, 79% had a stuffed animal, and 46% couldn’t sleep without their toy.

The Top five childhood habits adults still have are:

•    Sleeping with a childhood toy - 24%
•    Sleeping with a light on – 21%
•    Sucking a thumb/ finger – 12%
•    Owning a comforter/ blanket – 10%
•    Stroking skin/ soft items – 8%

So naturally I did some surveyin' of my own and here's what I got...

The Top five habits grown men have

•    Masturbating with toy - 16%
•    Sleeping with only socks on – 19%
•    Sucking a thumb/ finger – 22%
•    Sucking cock – 35%
•    Stroking skin flute – 94%

So suck it up gentlemen, I submit we're normal by my statistics