Attention Anal Bleachers

 **ATTENTION CONSUMERS**
This is a medical alert!

    If you used the chemical agent chlorferricbenziperoxide to beach your anus, you may be eligible for a large cash settlement.


Sold under the product brand names: Buttox®; Oxybutton™; and Cottontail®; these products have been linked to several life altering medical conditions.
Most common side effects include:

•     Notable increase in toilet paper consumption
•     Unexplained flatulence, i.e., the "Chinese firecracker" & "foghorn"
•     Tourette syndrome-like outbursts during bowel movements
•     An uncontrollable desire to dance
•     Underpants deteriorization
•     Depressed scrotum elongation or "sad sacking"

So if you or someone you know has experienced adverse reactions while using any of these products contact:
the Law Offices of
Duncan, Loader & Wadsworth

we can help you get the compensation you deserve



You shouldn't have to experience heartache while trying to remove fecal stains.

        Call us today!